Type Win Key then type "group" select edit group policy.
Expand Administrative Templates and select "All Settings".
Find the two "turn off autoplay" entries and enable them.

Type Win Key then type "autoplay" and start it.
Remove the check in upper left corner.

I don't care which of these I did not need to do. I'm just glad to be rid of it.
Edit: Media Player has started popping up again. Go to Services and stop/disable Shell Hardware Detection. Hope this finally does it.